Beth Yarnall and Julie Rief at dinner before the Rita’s.

Beth Yarnall and Julie Rief at dinner before the Rita’s.


With @girlwithapuck at dinner before the Rita’s.

With @girlwithapuck at dinner before the Rita’s.


Thanks to Sylvia Day for the killer shades. This may be my first “duck lips” selfie.  I’m not sure how I feel about it.  #RWA2014

Thanks to Sylvia Day for the killer shades. This may be my first “duck lips” selfie. I’m not sure how I feel about it. #RWA2014


helenish:

Teen Wolf 318 vs 401

THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT IT IS ALL LIES. Let’s break it down:

1. Skinny: Notttt reallyyyy. You know he’s ripped, dog.

2. Defenseless: just untrue and you know it. Teeth aren’t the only way. I mean, cross Stiles or anyone he loves and he’ll ruin your credit and probably cut your brake lines, like basically straight up murder you, but yeah, sure, he’s a powder puff.

3. Downer: IS Derek a downer? The very existence of Derek IS a downer, but as a person…. I mean, given the CONTEXT of Derek’s tragic history, he’s actually generally pretty okay. He barely ever complains about stuff, just gets on with it.

4. No sense of humor: UnTRUE. ONE MILLION PERCENT Slander. This no fit!! Shouldn’t you be in school! No one likes you, Peter! Those little kids with an unforgettable Halloween memory! (also important in re: is Derek a downer, above.) Derek is at the very LEAST wry at all times and you know it.

5. Poor conversationalist: IS he? Is he really? Maybe? Not really? Are you spending a lot of time trying to have deep conversations with Derek?

Now that I’ve written this, I realize that also both of these sound like they’re primarily running down a checklist for a personal ad, like Derek is worrying about Stiles’ LUVMATE+ profile (your online werewolf dating site), where Derek reads (and sighs over) a lot of ads like:

I am a 200lb alpha and will protect your home and litter at all costs, and I also enjoy quiet evenings at home with a movie.

and is thus all “Stiles…..skinny! Defenseless! He could definitely NOT defend a small cave or rocky outcropping, a sandy burrow or a tumbledown shack in the woods. Probably.”

Meanwhile, I have to assume that Stiles’ NEXT complaint about Derek is that he doesn’t even like sunsets or long walks on the beach.


helenish:

sterekallaround:


Eggroll?


WATCHING DEREK HALE’S FACE LIGHT UP ABOUT FOOD IS RUINING MY LIFE. 

helenish:

sterekallaround:

Eggroll?

WATCHING DEREK HALE’S FACE LIGHT UP ABOUT FOOD IS RUINING MY LIFE. 



2x02 / 3x01 / 4x04

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helenish:

vangoghstars:

The only thing I don’t like about Derek/Braeden is that I have a hard time believing that Braeden would go for a dude who hangs around with teenagers and drives a Toyota. 

Some girls like a fixer-upper.


Dylan O’Brien at Giffoni 

TAG YOUR PORN.

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Q
Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
Anonymous
A

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

I don’t even… SERIOUSLY?!?!